Monday 31 October 2011

HALLOWEEN!

IS SO ANNOYING! Sure parties are fun and whatnot, but they're not really that much fun for the person who doesn't get invited to any LOL I sound so sad, but HEY! whatever :L Anywho, this year marks the first year a child came to my door looking for something tasty. It was like Christmas had come early. LOLtrick, it was awkward.

Child: TRICK OR TREAT!
Me: Oh, okay... WAIT RIGHT HERE!
Walk into kitchen. Stand there for one or two seconds. Come back out.
Moi: Um, yeahhhhhhhhh, err, sorry, we don't have any-
Child: OKAY, BYE.
Me: .... :(

That was pretty much it. And afterwards, this 14-year-old-looking boy came to my door with absolutely no costume and a plastic bag. I gave him my life savings LOLtrick, no pain no gain. Then again, the costumed kids got nothing either :L
And then and then, when I opened the door, some girl that was around the same age as me, probably taking her sister around, laughed at me because I was in my PJs :(
But, on the plus side, it was like they caught the bait, when it wasn't even there. But, unfortunately, newer generations are getting even smarter. They don't believe that all the candy situates in the basement anymore. Darn. LOLtrick again. Calm down, guys. I bet this is not the first pedophile joke you've heard today anyways :L
Okay, bye. Also, Jess:

Bad handwriting, so: "Shadow of ghost dude. Yeah. The daytime means nothing. Be afraid."

Actually, looks more like a ghost girl. OH WELL! HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! BAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA!!! :\

Friday 28 October 2011

One Hour & Forty-Five Minutes of Fun

NOTE: This was filmed yesterday, and it was supposed to be uploaded yesterday as well, but there were problems. So, just imagine that you're still in yesterday :) Now, enjoy this BLAST FROM THE PAST! ....

Saturday 22 October 2011

Oh, the things you see on a Sunday morning.

If you guys haven't noticed yet, I do like lists. They're so easy to make AND read! Which is why I shall make another one. I shall make one now, in fact. Okay, Coconut Man, Moon-heads and pea - YOU READY?
Things I saw:
  • I saw a bunch of kids holding balloon objects, and some even animals :O At that moment, I REALLY wanted one LOL I looked around for a festival at Canley Heights, but alas, none were to be seen... By the way, I have no idea of how to use the word 'alas', so LOL yeah...
  • I saw two Italian cooks (Well, either they're Italian, or I'm racist. Either one :L) who were over two metres tall. I like a tall Italian man who can cook ;D LOL, but they were on stilts. Gosh, everybody is trying to be my height nowadays :L LOLjokes, their height hurt my self-esteem. The same with Anglo guys. >:(
  • I also saw a big octopus on a soccer field. There were children jumping in it. Poor thing. Someone call the RSPCA (?) LOL or who-ever you call to report animal cruelty :L
And now, I can't help but think, "are they.. LINKED? :O" Well, I thought of that before, but saying, "and after I thunk, I wondered, are they... LINKED? :O" Hm.. Actually, I think if I reword that, it could still have that............................................................................................................................... LINKED? :O feeling. Yeah... I'm rambling. OH, Guys, guys, guys, for those in a band, or those who want to perform at our last day of year 12/HIGHSCHOOL, you guys should dress up all death-metal-like, with the make-up, wigs, black angel wings and studded bracelets (and if you can change out of your school uniform, the whole death-god look) and then you should tell the audience that y'all are gonna perform a song called something deathly, like 'Death, doom and decay' or something. And then, play 'You Belong With Me', or something happy, and lovey-dovey, and pop. Just a suggestion. Also, also, EVERYBODY, or most people, know the song - or at least the grade do - and if y'all asked me, being the audience, to join in, i would ska-REAM. Also, Havok from X-men: First Class is the same guy as Taylor's lover, or crush, in the You Belong With Me video. LOLweird.
Gosh, this post only has one very small list :L Here, have another one:
  • We'll meet again, when both our cars collide.
  • Run run run away.
  • Don't talk to girls, they'll break your HEART.
  • I was in the darkness, so darkness i became.
  • Follow that unicorn on the road to love. (lol)
  • My thoughts, you can't decode.
  • Stars that burn the brightest, fall so fast and pass you by - SPARK LIKE EMPTY LIGHTERS.
And that was a list of lyrics that I wanted to put as blag titles, but I could never really relate to any of them, so I never really used them.
Goshy-goobers, I need to make a video. I bet these slabs of text are boring the hell outta you guys. Just wait, young Blagtastic Blagger. Just you bastards wait....
:)
LOL, oh my god, I just spell-checked 'Blagtastic', and the only suggestion was 'Bloodstock' LOOL

Friday 21 October 2011

Gravity

LOL okay, so I've been researching Jupiter and it would be a bitch to live there :L But, these thingies on Jupiter, like the storms and gravity and crap are good for plot development :D But it kind of ruins my all alone with three other pople idea because it's not tension-y and death-stare-y anymore :O LOL just realised that the word tense exists :L OH, by the by, this is about my Drama script. Hm, what to do, what to do.

Guys, look, a sneak peak of the idea:
There shall be an Earthling, a Venusian, a Martian and a Jovian :O

Thursday 20 October 2011

Quick Blaggity Blag

Okay, so JUST THEN, I was balancing my laptop on my knee. It was amazing. I was amazing. And in that moment, in those seconds of balancing and being amazed/amazing, I realised, I want to be A CIRCUS PERFORMER. Guys, guys, just think about it. I could travel, amaze and get all the clown boys. I'd be the best performer in all of Albion, and I'd get all the glory. LOL, of course I'm joking. But, I do have dreams. Like the following:
  • Be a really cool drummer in a band with Maria playing bass. Maria would be known for her humour and I'd be known as the weird guy.
  • Become a well-known biomedical engineer, and maybe discover a certain technology that is able to push humans in spaceships at the speed of light to other galaxies. Well, biomedical engineering would be my main career, but this mass effect drive would be a hobby.
  • I'd become an actor and a director, creating the most tear-jerking, marvellous films of all-time. It'd be about a human man on Jupiter running out of anti-gravity serum for his girlfriend. I don't know why he won't share his or buy her more, but I'll work it out.
  • I'd sell blood-orange juice, but instead of blood-orange, it would come from period blood D: It's like Sweeney-Todd but without the murder. By the way, if you have any used pads that you don't need... LOL jokes, in case you were wondering...
And yeah. That's all I can think of now. Oh, wow, this blag post wasn't quick at all. And I have homework due... and my bedtime is due soon. Sorry, neglected homework. But I just love sleep more. It's not a bitch like you :L

Monday 17 October 2011

To not die at all is such a heavenly way to... die...

Yeah... It's over. But i fell in love with the idea of immortality. I WANNA BE A CLUELESS PIRATE AGAIN! Haha, nobody will understand this but Drama :) (L) Anywho, I've been thinking up ideas for my drama HSC script. I also kinda wanna do something intergalactic for the group performance. I don't think it's a very common theme among the HSC groupworks, and I think it can be very interesting. LOL, okay, I just really wanna make someone Venusian  :L

"See ya later, alligator!" LOL, just heard a little girl outside yell it. How cute.

SEE YA LATER, MASTURBATERS! :)

Thursday 6 October 2011

Happy Birthday, Bug-Eyed Smooth-Skin

The title says it all :)

NOW, about MY day :) Well, today, I went to the city. It was fun. I wore orange, and was the only one who wore white to the thingy thing. Poor maria went full on, and I thought she'd be the one wearing most of the black. Incredibly wrong, i was. Anywho, I went to karaoke, which was super-fun, but it sucked that we didnt have enough time to get all our songs in :( OH WELL, then we went to take caps. By the by, why are they called caps? Is it because you can caption them? Or are they not called caps? LOL Yah. That was very fun. Then we went home. I think I should've gone to Maria's house though :\ Yah. That was Mai's birthday outing, and it was super-enjoyable. 

HBD
 MAI 

Tuesday 4 October 2011

Swam a swim of a thousand winds

What does the title mean? I do not know.

But I think it relates to today. Today, I swam in very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very cold water. I think my heart stopped beating at one point. But then I saw Eeh again (L)(L) And so we went into the innards of the pool society, and that was very warm. Sometimes a little too warm... We swam, talked and bitched. It was fun. Then we left for COOKS HILL, where I took Snez' steak. Sorry, Snez. I swear I didn't mean to. But, on the bright side, I am helping you prove a point to Bonnie and all the other non-believers that:
Well-done steak > Medium-bloody-rare steak
And yeah. I guess that's all we did. Oh, and apparently there's this guy at Red Lea in Cabra who implies that people are pigs and is also Snezana's soul mate. Aw, how sweet.

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