Sunday 30 December 2012

One last post for the year.

Okay, lol, so Imma end this year of blogger with a story I wrote quite a long time ago. It's just stupid silly and lol, just the right amount of strangeness. Anyways, it's about a little thing called love (awwww,pls.stopskjakldklfakl) and it's between a nomadic lover and a magician. LOL try to enjoy it because it's my last post lololol, au revoir, guys and have a lovely new year. OH AND I NEED TO FIND A SONG ABOUT MAKING GOOD DECISIONS PRESTO LOL Okay, the story is called 'Flargendargenflorf'.



Eyes wider than the sky, pupils dilated to the full extent and fingers clenching tightly onto the receipt, she stared at it so intensely that her eyes almost burned through.

“What is it, baby?” asked Kangaroo Jack.

“We…” Unsure whether she should just take the money or run, she hesitated. “It’s nothing, babydoll. Go back to your hula-hoopin’.”

It wasn’t like Darla and Jack were a supposed thing. They weren’t anything special. Just a lonely boy and a lonely girl who got together and had fun. That was all. She folded the receipt and placed it slowly and inconspicuously into her cleavage and retreated to the bedroom - her mind exploding and imploding with endless possibilities of what she could possibly do with all that glorious money.

She stepped into the room and there he was. To her slight surprise, Jack was buck-naked and waiting in bed for a little bit of southern sugar. Of course, he had teleported into the room, vanquished away all his clothes and cast the echo of a vintage love-making song with his signature sex spells.

“These are the consequences of dating a magician,” she thought. “Great in bed, but they get to your head.”

“Did I show you my wand? It’s limited edition and made entirely of only the best oak,” he grinned, eyes glaring at Darla’s bosom.

And then he had noticed it.

“What’s that in your bra, dear?”

“Oh, it’s nothing. Let’s have sex.”

“Is it dirty? What is it? FLARGENDARGENFLORF.”

Again – dating a magician does have its downfalls. The receipt floated right into his hand, quickspeed – too quick for Darla’s snapping hands.

“Ooh, lotto, mate. Did we get anything?” he asked anticipating absolutely nothing – knowing the chances were a quadrillion to nothing.

“Wanna play basketball naked? I know you like that,” whispered Darla promiscuously, trying to seduce him into distraction. 

But he could always see through her. He knew there was something up. And then he figured it out.

Gasping – “We… We won?”

“Or you could shove it up my-"

“SWEET MARY LORD OF JESUS CHRISTCHURCH. Wait. You didn’t tell me.”

She wasn’t very good at relationships. They never really lasted long for her. She had always ruined every little thing she had with a man, and of course, here it was again. But it wasn’t a big deal. It’s just one guy. Nothing more. She stepped out of the room, completely ignoring Jack’s drooping eyebrows. She slowly and lightly kneeled on the living room carpet and traced crop circles with her fingers. Jack sat, still naked, on the side of the bed, staring at the small piece of paper. 

He muttered a spell, and right at that moment, Darla was hit with a frenzy of memories. Splintered remains of what they had, all the things she left unnoticed, were striking her – the sweet refrains, the reasonless running, the steaks wrapped up into bouquets, the midnight wonders, the magic love tricks, the large straw hat for two, the daisy diary, the dreams, the lavenders he placed one by one along her ditsy, frayed braid. Memories scattered across the carpet, memories made in wine, memories setting like dust on old bookshelves, memories from nowhere and yet from every being of her. He had brought them all up to the surface and she took them all in. She ran to the bedroom door, an inkling of a tear forming at the crevice of the corner of her eye.

“Ja-“

He was gone. Just… gone. The heartbreak of dating a magician. The horrible outcome of falling in love with a magician. The torture of falling in love without even knowing it. In her soft, trickling gown, she stood motionless and stuck-still at the door. He was gone, and yet, his memories – their memories - had been burned into her mind, and they were laid everywhere, setting like dust, shattered and spread out like pieces of a broken mirror, like nothingness condensed.
And then she remembered the money.

“THAT RAT-BASTARD-“

 LOL yeah, I don't know either. Bye, guys :)

Friday 28 December 2012

I'm not here looking for absolution.

Okay, lol, so I'm doing that thing where I'm too lazy to finish and publish a post in time and so I'm gonna end up with a very very very long post with a combination of text, pictures and videos, yippee! Okay, so sit tight and I'll give you a tiny story I wrote during my hardcore hsc study period. LOL Yeah, those things I write when I get sick of studying :L

It's called 'Summer Is Forever'

            So this is the world we live in. Our days are longer but our years end quicker and the summer has yet to finish. Nobody remembers when the eternal summer started, but everybody knows that when it did, smiles were more abundant and the general public was happier. That was unless you were a winter person. The winter people didn't last long. Most of them adapted and became the only thing they could be - summer bummers, and the rest either drowned in the unbearable haet or they baked into oblivion. Eventually the heat became much too overwhelming and we had to change everything to better suit our new season. The rich built self-sustaining igloos which would have been fine if the igloos weren't so power-hungry. I heard they started melting just last week. I guess the rich stopped being rich. It was about time. As for the poor... Well they burned out like candles.

            In other news, bikinis were banned a couple of months ago because death by skin cancer was a top contender. Nowadays, we worry about heatstroke. The sun was no longer a bringer of life and it was no longer the youth that was burning down society. Earth was dying and we all knew our generation was the last to come, so there I would lay on the rough, green-grey grass of the summer, under a big oak tree, wondering how time had passed by so quickly in these thirty-two hour days.

            "I'm sweating bullets."

            Cathy was sweating bullets.

            "Wanna go for a swim, Sam-o's?"

             Of course I wanted to, but the admission fees had sky-rocketed - only the ones with the igloos could afford it. We'd often dream of the beach too but it was much too far away. The coast kept on running away. But on the plus-side we're about to get Tasmania back. The cities kept trying to chase after the shore, but the tides kept on receding and we just stopped. The city of Sydney became an Alice Springs in itself. So for us, it was either buy a boat and sail forever into the diminishing horizon or simply dream of the beach.

            We dreamed often. 

Ta-da! ..... Anyways, I think the mega-post will be published next year :L But don't worry, it'll be fun, I'll make sure o' it. Hope y'all have a fantastic start to the new yaer and I hope I don't end up alone in my room cheering at the clock again. 

Wednesday 5 December 2012

ARGHHHHHH

MEWWWWWWPAABBAKDJLJASKDLJKSJDKLSDKJDBANSHEECRYOFTHENORTHWESTBURSTYOUREARSBLOODONTHEBATHROOMWALL  SKANK SKANK SKANK I WANT TO CRY DIE AND FORGETHOW2FLY

You know that place NIDA? That place that I want to learn acting at and then playwriting? THEY ARE HOLDING A DOCTOR WHO THEMED SCREEN WRITING AND WRITE YOUR OWN DOCTOR WHO EPISODE WORKSHOPS AT NIDA AND UGHHGOKDSJAJFLAJSLFDJLKSDAJJASLDJLASJDJLKSAJDLKJASLDJLKSA IT'S 18+ AND COSTS HALF A GRAND. I... I wanna fly, I wanna fly, I wanna flyyyYYYYYYYYYYY

Hello Heaven. You are a tunnel lined with yellow

lights

on a dark night.


...
...
...

Yayo.
Yes you.

Yaaayoooooo.

I'm so sad right now, I... I need my happy man. I need frezned :'(

MIB3 + ALVH + W

So I watched Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter, Men In Black 3 and Warrior yesterday and they were all quite enjoyable.

Lincoln was pretty alright because vampires are cool and these guys could go invisible when they wanted. And the action scenes were tres cool (lol) because they used slow mo really well, kinda like in 300. It really lets the gore show. LOL, but the storyline seemed pretty generic what with the man attempting to avenge his family, getting saved by a stronger man who becomes his mentor and then taking months to train so he can become strong enough to prove himself. Yeah, lol, but it got better after the beginning. And the axe was super cool, oh my god.

MIB was also pretty aiight lol, because it had what you wanted in a meninblack movie like weird-ass aliens that had cool features, them funny lines and just the usual wackiness of aliens in disguise. But like, lol, it was just another movie.

But these two movies reminded me that I should stop being such an asshole and rejecting certain films because they solely exist to make loads of cash. But hey, that's not their only reason and some of them are quite enjoyable so ya, moving on.

WARRIOR. Oh my lord, GR8 MOVIE, TRUST ME. It was an amaaaazing film. It's about two brothers who separated when their parents did after their father abused their mother and she had to leave and stuff. Anyways, after years, what with their own reasons and troubles, they both enter the same fighting tournament and they struggle to reunite because some things they cannot forgive, the constant guilt the now-sober father feels and the stubbornness of it all. And oh my god, some scenes made me kinda teary and oh lord. Oh my god, the father -THE FATHER. AMAZING ACTOR, SO MAGNIFICENT, SO UGHHH. LOL, the writing in this movie was top-notch and the conflicts and the characters, oh my goddd, lol. Okay. Yeah, you get it - I loved it, 5 stars, go watch it, if you haven't already :)

And those were my three super-short reviews, lol, okay then, au revoir :)

Oh my god, you guys, do you remember the ending to the first MIB movie? Oh that was so heartbreaking :'(

And, oh my god, you guys, I haven't slept in four scores and seven years :'(

And I say oh my god a lot, oh my god.

Oh and guys, check out these lovely covers I found on the youtube:



Tuesday 4 December 2012

Call Your Gurlfrann - Robyn

You guys, look at my title! I'm just like emily tea, yaaaayyy. Anyways, I spent the day at parra shopping with drewberry. I ended up getting two and a half people down for xmas, yayyy. But my money is dying. Anyways, let's talk about me, yippee. WAIT LOL, so I went into the entertainment exchange and LOOK AT WHAT I FOUND. LOL, IT JUST HAS ANDREW WRITTEN ALL OVER IT

He has bitches and nunchucks at his feet, oh my god.

If only it were an old movie that Bruce Lee starred in, then it would've been perfect.

Anyways, it is now the next day LOL As in I stopped blogging and came back. But we're still talking about shopping at parra LOL Anyways, so I was at dangerfield, right? And I go up to this worker and I'm all like, do you guys sell christmas sweaters. And he gives me this freakin' look, this "Are you crazy, who the hell?" kinda look and he asks "Did you say Christmas?" And of course they don't sell them and I'm just walking away all offended and stuff I MEAN HE LOOKED AT ME LIKE I WAS A CRAZY PERSON. LOL, okay, yeah, I know, I asked for an xmas sweater in Australia and really, you'd want an xmas singlet over here BUT STILL. UGH. LOL. Anyways, shopping with drew was pretty fun and we got to see maria and jess, yay.

Today was uneventful though. I did nothing. I was supposed to wake up to go get my birth certificate name changed, but I didn't. ... Wake up LOL I slept through the whole day, oh god, NOBODY WOKE ME :'( LOL I should've set an alarm, always set an alarm :'(

Oh, and LOL, I'm addicted to the song in the title of the post. It's a nice song and it's from the point of view from the mistress, you know? Wait, can you call a woman a mistress only if she gets with a married man, or can he just have a girlfriend? Hm. Well, anyways, it's from her pov and she tells her new manfriend to break up with his gf gently :( LOL, buuuut, when a guy sings it and doesn't change the lyrics, the song is suddenly about a guy who got a man to realise his true sexuality :O Ya see, ya see?

Anyways, I'm off, nighty night! lol

Friday 30 November 2012

No more, November.

There's a shadow that looms over Fairfield. It covers half the town and I-

I intend to wipe it out.

For I am THE DARK BLOGGER. ahhhHHHHhggg

Sweeping the darkened streets of a lonely town, plagued by crime, greed and satisfaction. Satisfaction. Satisfaction. Sometimes, like now, he has know idea what he's talking about, but it's times like these. It's times like these that we need him the most. Save the cheerleader, save the world.

So I went biking for like two seconds today LOL I went to school to meet up with jess and my oh my, biking is so much faster than training it to places. Or it's nicer. It's just a hassle to have to you know, carry a giant bike around with you :\ But lol, it's a nice thing, it is. Just not in the blistering heat. Oh god, I love you, summer, I do, but sometimes you're too clingy and you love back just that little bit too much. It just makes Winter that much more appealing. No, baby. Summer, don't cry. I'm sorry. Please, people want to go to the be-each [let's go getaway] and you can't cry. For their sakes, Summer. For justice. LOL Whoa, summer is totes way too hot for me. MY GOD THIS IS A WEIRD POST, LOL. Anyways, we then rode back to Jessie's house where we talked for a bit, met huynh, and decided that we wanted to try the new stuff on J's Steakhouse's menu. They were aiight :L The seafood basket was alright, but I wouldn't recommend it over the other stuff, mos defo, and about the other dishes, I ain't sure. But you sure can ask J-J-Jessie J and Huynh. Oh, by the by, we met up with Drew and Collin before j's. Drew swallowed and ran off to his lessons, Kitty and Wilson replaced them and we had talks about our uni plans and whatnot. And um, my plan is just getting crappier and scarier by the minute. I need to talk to miss Mideena [that may be the incorrect spelling], but I cut my ties with the school and :( Unhappiness. Ugh. Anyways, we then went back to Jessie's house, me, Huynh, Jezza and Collin, and we played poker. I won, and it was lovely, but lol, I was so cocky about beating a first-time player LOL. Then we played shoot, shag or marry for like, another two seconds, and then we played thirteen truths, which is loser of thirteen must play truth LOL That was aiight also and I learnt absolutely nothing about other people so boo, you guys suck. OH MY GOD, I KEPT ON LOSING AND I HAD TO SPILL SO MUCH STUFF WHICH WASN'T EVEN THAT JUICY OR SCANDALOUS, JUST EMBARRASSING, UGH. LOL, anyways, played until around 7:09 where I biked all ze vay back home and did absolutely nothing until now. Yes. that was my day. I hope you enjoyed it just as much as I did.

Oh my god, my parents just brought home punch from a party they went to and it is SO GOOD. I LOVE FRUIT PUNCH. IT'S SWEET JUICY JUICE WITH FRUITS LIKE GRAPES AND ROCK MELON AND LYCHEE PIECES AND STRAWBERRIES AND PASSIONFRUIT, AHH. LOL I love me some sugary drinks. Oh my god. Oh my goodness gracious me. IT. HAS. JELLY. CUBES. LIKE CHEWY, SWEET JELLY CUBES OH MY GOD, AAJKFJSDGJKJSDFG/ Summer, I'm leaving you again.

Ciao.

Sunday 25 November 2012

Slumber Party!

So yesterday, I went to Eric's farm, yay! I met up with the group at Andrewella's house so we could take the van to Eric's house. And when we got there, GOSHETH. So much running space. LOL It would be so fun just biking and running around and oh my god, we could get like old oil drums and pieces of wood and set up a paintball course there AHHHH. LOL Or we could just play laser tag, whichever. Anyways, cool house full of aircons, lol, and there was like a rumpus room or a guest house at the back. That's where we stayed most of the time. The day started off slowly, because, you know, we needed time to settle into it and that's where I played pool for the first time. That was fun. I suck at it though LOL Apparently, I rush and I don't use the stick right and ughhh, whatevs, lol, I had fun. The only time I won any games was when I was paired up with somebody else though... LOL OH MY GOD - ERIC'S DOGS. AH! SO COOLLLLL LOL One was this black, pudgy dog who I guess is the more obedient one because it doesn't jump into the pond out front and his name was lucky. And there was also Chopper who was HUGE. LOL I mean massive, my god. If Snez saw it she probably would've fainted LOL Oh, by the way, I should probably name those who were there. Okay, so Eric, Emily, Drew, Eeh, Huynh, Jess and I met at Drew's house, and later on in the day, MARIA CAME, YAY. LOL Okay, let's structure this post.

We ate fried wonton during pool and after, we went inside the main house to eat lunch, which consisted of noodles and chicken balls. And then we played rock band which was fun and a dance game which used the kinect for xbox. That was also pretty fun and LOL how rigid we were whilst dancing to songs like pokerface was hilarious and watching game characters like serious lookin', ghetto hip-hop ganster guys dancing slowly to gaga was the bomb. Then Eric's brother's friends came over also and that was okay. It was a little bit awkward at first, because we only just met them through short introductions and they sat on their side of the room and we sat on our own and the only person from us who tried to get their attention was huynh and yeah, lol... BUT OH WELL, eventually, after dance central, we went into the play room and some of eric's brother's friends played pool and others taught mahjong. Anyways, I played poker, ate sausages AND HAD A NERF BATTLE, WHAAT. LOL It was a very fun game and although it was probably very loud and very annoying to the others, it was also very fun for the four of us. Then, we went to eat lamb and we headed to the back to burn, baby, burn :) LOL, in other words, we made a bonfire out of Huynh, Jess, Drew and Maria's work. It was very fun and the fire looked lovely. We then went back inside for a bit, played pool and the girls left at around 11. After that, the boys and I had (seperate) showers, lol, and brought the xbox over. We started off with little big planet, then heavy rain, then call of duty, which I am terrible at :L LOL But I love shanking people. Shanking people is the bomb also. After, we played a little bit of jenga and then a game called 'break the ice', which consisted of a bunch of plastic ice blocks held together by the tight squeeze of a frame and themselves. It was like jenga, where the aim of the game was to knock pieces of ice blocks out without losing the tension that holds the big, middle block with the skater on it. It's very fun, but also, like jenga, a bitch to set up every match. I played a little bit o' pool with eeh and at around 4, people started going to bed. Eeh decided that he would fall asleep in my spot and after waking him up, he told me that when I wanted to go to sleep, I could just wake him and he moved. LOL, so I kept that in mind. Once Eeh and drew went to their spots, huynh, eric and I were still quite restless. And for the fun of it and just to annoy the other two, we decided to continue playing the two loudest games in existence, jenga and break the ice. But after a bit, we decided that it just wasn't enough. So we decided to be dickheads. LOL, we took the jenga pieces and placed them in a line as if they were dominos, waiting to be knocked over. Taking this chance to film a history lesson on Eric's phone, we decided to show people, THE DOMINO EFFECT. LOL, you guys know what that is and to show it, we named Eeh 'Cambodia' and Andrew 'China'. Of course our show was very far from accurate. We pushed the first jenga piece over and one by on they fell from Eeh's matress, to andrew's sleeping bag, where once the last domino fell in front of him, a big, red bag was thrown on him. COMMUNISM :O After that, we decided that we would have a small lesson on GLOBAL WARMING. Eeh and Drew played the same - Cambodia and China, and to demonstrate the terror of Global Warming, we played Break The Ice above Eeh's face. And when eeh woke up, we moved on to China. Eventually, Eric fell asleep along with E, and Huynh and I were left annoying Andrew til the sun rose. LOL, I don't even know why, we were just trying to help him with our soothing sounds and maybe telling him stories and asking questions of philosophy.

After a while, the sun started to rise even more and it was nice enough to go for a bike ride, so Huynh and I went riding through Eric's front yard with his dog, Lucky. That was fun. Lucky is a very good boy and he kinda reminds me of Huynh's dog except bigger. It's probably only its fur though. Anyways,we came back in and I brushed my teeth 'cause I didn't sleep and I wasn't going to so I thought I'd brush as if I did sleep, like any other morning. But after a while, I fell asleep on the sofa and when the sun came bursting through the window and burning up the sofa, I moved to Andrew's sleeping bags which lacked a pillow, resulting in a terrible neck when I woke. We played some more pool, ate brekky and played CoD til we left at 4.30. Nicely enough, Eric's brother drove us all to maccas and then our homes as he was on his way to the cinemas. I had a great amount of fun at the sleepover and I'd just like to thank Eric and his family for their niceness - I had a great day, at great night and a great morning after :) ... Does morning after sound bad? Should I just say morning? LOL Oh well.

Anywho, enjoy these photos and this video from the sleepover :)

The seven of us in a van

Mahjong for starters

My Nerf team-mate, Drewella

And me

A touch of fire and drew-ass

My camera didn't register the colour but oh well, I think it looks lovely, still

The burning of the hsc

Perddy

Purple

Eeh and I playing pool

Me in a strange position, on drew's sleeping bags.

Assholes taking photos of me in my pj's at maccas

Me, Huynh and the dog's crotch

Me and huynh after biking at sunrise

Lucky and Co.

Mah mahjong pyramid

BREAKING DAWN

Drew may or may not have been a little pissed off at the end :L

BYE NOW :)

Wednesday 21 November 2012

This boy.



This boy is too cute to be true. OH GOD, FREZNED IS SO GOSHDARN ADORABLE, AHHH. LOL That's all.

Actually, no, that's not all. .... Oh, I've officially signed out of school. I'm done. It's... it's over.

... I really have nothing to post about. But yeah, lol, enjoy frezned in all of his amazing cuteness :)

Okay, lol, that really is all. I'll try to post something interesting up next time :L

Tuesday 20 November 2012

Guise:

You know who's amazing? This woman right here. She so cool, she so fine, she florence welch, and she all mine. Thank you, I'm finding a publisher for that poem as we speak. Anywho, enjoy her new single and mv, LOVER TO LOVER:



Anywho, I was looking back at my old post and OH LORD, LOL redding my o's was so annoying! How could you guys read that, holy lord almighty jesus cake.  Anywho, I should post something creative here. I think I'll just post my stuff everywhere and let it just die in the internet but everywhere LOL Here, have a simple story. It's called 'Daylight':



I often wonder how beautiful daylight is. I’ve heard it’s embracing, but some say that it can be violent. All I know is that I want to see it for myself. But I live in the dusk. Daylight is only something I can dream about, and yet, when I do, I never know if what I see in my dreams even resembles reality at all. But in my mind, I don’t mind, because it’s wonderful in there. In my head, light comes in many bright colours, their hues warm the soul and excite the youngens. I wonder if the rain lights up in the dawn. I wonder if you can climb the light or ride it. The dawn is not too far away.

                In fact, it’s right beside me, veiled by a heavy curtain. I’ve often contemplated in the possibility of peeping through or even stepping into the other side. But I’m afraid. I’m afraid that daylight is dreary, or that I’ll burn in its glory. There’s security here. There’s not a lot of comfort, but I’ll survive in here. I’ve dreamt often, but that’s all I’ll ever do. I leaned against the curtain once. I put my ear along its softness and listened for any sense of safety, but through the thick polyester, no sounds came through. And yet, the quiet refrain of trembling piano notes softly invaded from behind. The incessant shadow of the dusk had echoed the playing of a frail girl – I could tell at the time. But the girl stayed hidden behind the cover of darkness and alone, I stayed.

                “I like the tunes,” I called out, turning towards the nothingness, yearning for a voice to call back. 

                But my call was only met with more fragile keys. I stepped forward. I needed to see her. Even if the lights were out, I needed to find her and… and to look at her. Who was she? Where was she? The songstress of the pitch black.

                “Stop.”

                She called back to me.

                “Please, I beg of you.”

                The voice was broken, shattered and alone. Like me.

                “Why can’t I see you?” I needed to know why.

                “Because once you do, you no longer will.”

                “You’ll be gone?”

                “I’ll be out of sight. Everything will.”

                “But I need to see you.”

                “Then you need to leave.”

                “Where will I go?”

                A line. A line of yellow had split the darkness and the line was warm. It dilated, and so strangely, through my burning eyes, I could see it. I could see my shadow, like a mirror. It waved as I did. In the realm of overwhelming shadows, I had seen my own.

                “Turn around.”

                I turned around, and thus there was the invasion of light. And thus, I was blinded. The dawn had flooded the dusk and in turn, the burst of light had torn through my irises. The pain was immense, and yet, short-lived.

                “Out of site, and yet, never out of mind.”

                “Who are you?”

                “I am pain. I am misery. I’m complete isolation. I am a figment of nightmares. I am lies, I am treachery. I am daylight, I am death. I am… I’m alone. I’ll always be alone, and so will you. So please, I beg of you. Find me. We can be alone together, just you and me. I can open your faltered eyes. You’ve lived your whole life in blackness, searching for my voice, a touch of daylight, and yet,

                Who are you?

                Are you in touch with all your darkest fantasies?

                I am.

                And I can set you free.”



LOL, yeah, it's supposed to be a lazy sorta story with like symbols and crap. ... LOL I wrote it for maria when I was crazy-bored studying for chem (hence my chemical failure) and I don't think she ever found it... So... Yeah, lol, it has a few cheesy lines that we've jokingly said to each other and there's a reference to Lana Del Rey's poem in her Ride MV. Yeah. LOL, anyways, that's it I guess.

OH, I had a job interview the other day and it was a wreck. Yuck, unhappiness and oh well. Okay. Bye now, guys :)

Thursday 15 November 2012

Half of me is like, wow, school is over, I've done my hsc, look at all the time on my hands, I'm free, yippee! And the other half of me is still in a state of, gosh, I love the six-week holidays. :\ It's getting out of hand, guys, I'm so happy and confused and happy again LOL

Title

Okay, I was very, very tempted to call this post 'parra, parra... parramatta' as a reference to coldplay but I came to the conclusion that the title 'title' would be a lot less embarrassing. Anyways, went to-

Whoa, you know what really confused me as a child? In twinkle, twinkle little star, when stars were described as diamonds, and we had to make a diamond shape with our hands, and it was the diamond shape where it's a square standing on it's corner. IT ANNOYED ME SO MUCH, LOL. It confused me so much because I went through life learning that stars were shaped like how you'd usually draw them - the five pointed ones. And every time the song came up, and we were doing the actions, I never understood why stars were like diamonds in the sky. And lol, years later, listening to rihanna's new song, I realised. They mean the shiny, little jewel =_=' LOL

Anyways, went to parra yesterday with mai to buy xmas gifts but all I did was make a list of potential gifts. Anyways, went again today to apply for jobs, and as I was expecting, people had already hired everyone already. So... Unhappiness. LOL, oh well. OH, and roger davids wasn't hiring and I was supersad because I like rdx clothes and now I can't get discounts ever :( OH, AND EVERYBODY IS SO GOODLOOKING. Oh my god, I think the hsc has killed my ability to type goodlooking properly. I keep accidentally typing 'goodluck' and having to backspace, I mean I just did it whilst writing this sentence. BUT EVERYBODY HAS A NICE FACE AND MUSCLES AND WEAR SINGLETS WITH THEIR BIG ARMS. I WANT BIG ARMS. WHO'S GOING TO HIRE THIS? NOBODY! :'( And the guy at the parra rdx was so cute and he looked like a shy guy and shy guys are just my type AND I WILL TEAR PARRAMATTA WESTFIELDS APART WITH MY BARE HANDS ALONE. But I don't have big arms so I can't :(

Oh well, that is all. I was going to link you guys to my writings blog but I can't be bothered typing stuff up to actually post up onto the blog so I will not link you an empty blog. In due time. LOL, it's post-hsc and I still can't be bothered lifting a finger :L Anyways, GOODBYE, GOODNIGHT, AND GOODLOOKING.

Sunday 11 November 2012

Um...

Guys... Why was there a spike in my sad blog's views on the last day of the hsc? LOL It seems as if you guys were checking if I did terribly :L WHERE IS THY FAITH. OFFENDED, I AM. Then again, I was whining about how horrid the test was on my blag... BUT STILL LOL Anyways, did nothing today but apply for jobs. I doubt anything is going to work out but oh well. And hey, look at what I came across on youtube. You've probably already seen it long ago but look!:



 AREN'T THEY JUST THE CUTEST. LOOK AT JOSEPH GL AND THE WAY HE LOOKS AT HER AND HOW CUTE HE IS AHHHHHH He's so goodlooking :'( And lol, SHE CALLS HIM JOE. I WANT TO CALL HIM JOE :( Oh, woe is me, how terrible it is to love something death can touch, once upon a midnight dreary...... LOL Okay, that is all :L

Apologies in the craptacity of these posts but guys it's posthsc, I'm not sociable and I'm slowly turning into a potato. Not that it's terrible or anything, I love it but LOL LEAVE ME BE. (don't leave me)

200th POST!

YAHTZEE! Okay, so, lol, yes this will be a ridiculous post. But not about jellybeans. Instead, it will be about christmas. Look, I found my xmas costume, yay! Have a look-see:

It's really glam, and like, even though miranda did rock the outfit, I can do better. I just need to turn the bra into some sort of a mask. But enough about that!

Today I went jogging after failing to pump my bike LOL And since Jessie left her bike at collin's house, we decided to jog to huynh's house. I thought of the worst thing to wear jogging and we died on the way there. LOL, it was a fun 80%walk, 20%actualexcercise though. I had fun. Anywho, after a long while during our walk/jog my father called me to say he properly pumped the bike and so yaaay, bike rides into the horizon, yippee! Anywho, Huynh's house was pretty fun also and all in all I enjoyed today. But still. Nobody loves me and wants to take me to parties where I can watch tipsy or drunk people fall over and crawl into closets >:( OH WELL I HAVE MY SIMS. LOL, IT'S SO FUN CREATING STUPID HOUSES THAT SHOULDN'T WORK AND INSANE FAMILIES WHO WEAR CLOWN MAKE-UP AND THE STUPIDEST CLOTHES IN THE WORLD, WHOO.

Friday 9 November 2012

:O

The watermelon flavoured jellybean is green on the outside and red inside. IT'S LIKE A TINY WATERMELON, AHHH. LOL, and I just realised that not only is there sizzling cinnamon but there's also normal cinnamon and they're both red and I could get them very easily confused with strawberry daiquiri or strawberry jam and it's making me so sad :'( LOL By the by, my posts are probably going to be jellybean-dominant because really, during these days of absolute nothing, jellybeans are the only exciting things to talk about. And they're not even that exciting, LOL. Oh god, I'm so lame. I'm rewatching episodes of glee :'( LOL Bye nowww... Oh, and also [SPOILER ALERT, IF YOU AREN'T UP2DATE WITH DR WHO, DO NOT PROCEED] I really wanted Amy and Rory to go out with a bang. I mean I know it's supposed to be sweet that really, even though they were zapped back into a completely different time, their love alone was all they ever needed but oh my god. With what they've gone through, with the pandorica and the waiting, they're end could've been a bit more epic :\ but oh well, I guess it's the slow, romantic end they wanted anyways, with their pond life and giving up their doctor life :\ Okay, lol, bye for realsies :)

NO.

SIZZLING CINNAMON IS NOT A GOOD FLAVOUR, OH DEAR LORD NO.

WHY DOES A SPICY JELLYBEAN FLAVOUR EVEN EXIST? WHY WOULD SOMEONE MAKE A JELLYBEAN BURN? I tried to gather them all up and eat them to get rid of them, once and for all. But no, that's not what you do. The only result of that was tears and pain. So before you think of eating more than one sizzling cinnamon, you stop. You turn around and you run.

RUN.

Thursday 8 November 2012

Jealous Beans

Guys, I went to costcorn LOL Oh my god, I wrote corn because of this damn jelly bean. But I'll get to that later. Anywho, I went to costco and bought a bunch of crap. I'm so excited to eat it all, oh my fod. ... -mn. I bought iced tea powder and two-bite brownies and kdsfjglkjjg I BOUGHT 1.8 KILOS OF JELLY BEANS AND THERE ARE FORTY-FIVE FLAVOURS. FORTY FIVE. AHHHHHH. LOL, and that's why I said costcorn. Because I was eating a buttered popcorn flavoured jelly bean and thinking about how much it really tasted like popcorn. There are so many cool flavours though like margarita, pink grapefruit, mixed berry smoothie, strawberry daiquiri and crushed pineapple. I'M SO EXCITED. OVER JELLYBEANS. Oh my god, I'm about to try what I think is caramel corn. Oh by the way, the colours indicate the flavour, but some colours are very similar so it's still a little bit scary. ... LOL Okay, that one tasted like fumes and plastic. Perhaps it was toasted marshmellow, my bad. There are two dark brown ones and even though one's a little bit darker, I'll always have to face the chance that it's not choc pudding, but dark choc and ewwww, I hate dark chocolate. Anyways, enough about beans.

....

...
....
......
.....

OH, I went to see Looper today, LOL and oh lord, Joseph Gordan-Levitt had terrible eyebrows in it. They tried to make him look more like bruce willis, his future self and NO. THEY MADE HIM LOOK OLD AND THEY RUINED HIM. And so I thought it forshadowed the repetition of Leo DeCaprio's fate. From adorable to the opposite of good wine :'( Oh my god, there are so many green flavours but no worries, they all look good. LOL, there's lemon lime and lemon lime soda. Anyways, Looper was pretty good. I enjoyed it. Lool, there's blueberry and then berry blue hahaha, how strange.

I'M SO EXCITED FOR CHRISTMAS OH LORD I WANT TO CRY. Excited excited excited. Ewwwww, cherry. Oh my god, did I tell you about how much I dislike cherry ripes? They're the combination of everything I find icky - cherries, coconut and dark choc D: LOL, that's all. Anyways, we went xmas shopping after snez finished her actually very clever argument about looper and everything looked so fun. I want to dress up as myself this Christmas, because every xmas party needs a friendly angel. I'm also very excited to shop for everybody's gifts, it's going to be lovely. All I need is money, lol.

I LOVE POST HSC. DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IS THE BOMB. Oh, and also, congrats to the whole of or most of nsw's year twelves of 2012. Oh my god, mixed berry smoothie is lovely. I hope everybody in my school did well and I also hope that every other school did too but just not as well as we did. ... BYE, GUYS.