Tuesday 26 March 2013

A compilation of unpublished posts

So, er, I have had a lot of unpublished posts and LOL the posts were fine I just got super-lazy midway and never got back to them. So, here they are :L Also, about my past life, which I know you guys are devoted to and want to hear everything about because it's like watching childbirth - I am in the midst of making a video. I mean, I'm still filming and I could stop filming right now and make the video but I'm v lazy. I'd say I'm busy with uni but we all know that's a lie. Hopefully it works out but if not oh well. Anyways, here is an extract from a post I titled 'Love', probably from late 2011.

"It's nice. You're nice. But you're not the one for me. I seem to freak out when i see you. i get really happy. LOL, that sounds wrong. But, I do. I smile, it's awkward. I'm awkward. I wonder what true love feels like. It sounds like it can cause a heart attack. It sounds beautiful. I hope i get to feel it one day. Fingers crossed."

Dream Man. .. Hehe, that kinda sounds like Dreamin: "As if the only way I'd ever get my dream man would be if I was dreaming him :\ LOL But anyway, he'd be a businessman. Or he'd have a really cool job where he'd come home in a business suit. LOL. He also has to have really nice eyes, that aren't too weird. Like, weird eye colours are cool and unique and all, but I just want to stare into something normal :L :\ He also has to be white. White and tall. White and tall and cute. ... And muscular. Lean, not bulky. He also needs them cute boy qualities :L Like those adorable things that boys do. ... You know? OH MY GOD LOL I remember when danny nguyen was making a card for Collin Ngauv. He printed out a card from publisher or something, went around with a normal blue ball pen and asked everybody to sign it. I found it adorable because it's so ugly compared to girls' cards. Like the big store-bought ones with the colourful gel pens :L Okay, LOL. Well I found the little notion cute so, like, whatevs :L Anywho, he must also have a musical talent. And be able to cook. And have nice hair. Hair is good. Oh, and a tattoo. LOL I really like those like tattoo arm band things that go around the bicep. Especially on big arms. OH, LOL, if he can't get all the muscles, then I'll settle with pecs and biceps. And thigh muscle. .... and abular muscles :L LOL"

 Father, father, something, something.:

"Hey, guys! So guess what. I think it's about time we have that talk. Yes. That's right. I'm in my father phase again. Lol, hahaha, I almost spelt phase as fase. Anywho, so I was thinking about the future, yeah, and I started to think about my home life. My lovely, adorable, super-cool husband and my kid. lol. And I thought about the role I would play for my kid. I always thought I'd be the motherly one because if I taught him how to catch or pick up girls, he'd grow up without any skills and completely alone. But, hey, I say, why? Why just one role. I can be the girl in the tortilla ad and go with both. I mean, I can half half it and so can my man.

Okay, so these were my thoughts, yeah?

If it were a boy, I'd probably be the kind of dad to embarrass him, or I'd constantly tell him he was my sunshine and stuff like that. Like, if he were to get a girlfriend, I'd say to her,"Oh honey, you're too pretty for him" or "Run now. He's not all that." LOL It'd be an asshole thing to do, but hey. I'm an asshole dad, son, it's just how it is.

Wow, I just had a massive nose bleed. Well, not massive. But it dripped out of my nose very quickly and gosh, now there's a cool blood stain on my shirt. Yeah. Good times.

Anywho,- Wait. Goddammit. This shirt was my thursday and friday shirt. Now that it has blood on it, I have to wash it after only one day! What a waste of a shirt. Now my mum has to clean three shirts, ugh. Darn.

Aaaaanywho, I'd leave notes in my sons bag for school, like stay cool, throw your rubbish into the bin, not at other people, don't talk to strangers and crap like that. I'd teach him to be chivalrous but not to be arrogant, conceited or snobby. No matter how rich and famous our family is :L

Wait, does blood wash out? I really hope blood washes out. But, then again, our highschool lives are ending. I guess I won't need so many shirts anymore. ... :'(

Anywho, I'd get maria to hang out with him so he has some sort of a mother figure. But she'd probably have her own spawns to deal with soooo... And I also hope that me and Maria's sense of humour rubs off on him. That'd be cool.

Buuut, if it were a gal, things would go a little like this:

We would be best friends. We'd talk about everything, school, boys, music, life, the future, grown-up stuff, boys again, books, movies, everything! I'd be my daughter's gay best friend. You know what, I'd probably be the mum. Yup LOL Except, I'd get parenting tips from Jessie. And I'll keep her away from Maria, because one Maria to deal with is already too much. But I don't want a daughther because they have mood swings and bras and there are a lot of creep-ass guys out there and LOL I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THAT. And I would not know how to deal with the blood dripping out of their nether-regions. Is that how you spell it? Nether-regions? Is it like Netherlands or Neverlands. It must suck to have periods, ahhh, being a boy is so easy. Anyways, I'd get her to learn piano or the violin. I don't know if at  a very young age though, because I have a feeling that if I do that, they'd grow up to brag about their musical talent and nobody wants a douchebag kid. LOL, my child's not even existing yet and I'm already judging it. Oh, but I remember that phase I had where I was really worried about my inability to raise a baby because not being a woman or being married to one, I wouldn't be able to hear my kid's crying in the night time. That made me sad for a while but now it's more of, move, I'm gettting a child off the black market sorta thing."

And LOL, I haven't blagged in a while.: "                 "

That was it. My title was I haven't blagged in a while and the post was blank :L It was like I acknowledged that I hadn't made a post in quite a long time, and then kept it that way :L

And there are other drafts just like it like Mega Post, So I guess it's 2012. and Let Me Tell You About My Past Five Minutes :) I wonder what happened in those five minutes :L

And there was one that was titled Oh, the week I've had [and even the days before it] and it was just

"wasn't that interesting. BUT I SHALL TALK ABOUT IT ANYWHO!

Okay, so, "

That was it. LOL I wonder what I was gonna talk about. WHAT WAS HAPPENING??

Okay, those were my interesting drafts, kk, bye now, hope you enjoyed, stay tuned for like... something.. hopefully :L ALSO STRIKE TODAY SO I DON'T HAVE UNI UNTIL FOUR, I LOVE IT AHH.

Friday 15 March 2013

Frencho

Guys, watch this trailer. It's in french though, and it ain't got no subtitles but it looks so interesting. Like, I don't know man, it seems like my kinda movie and it has like audrey tatou, who was Amelie in Amelie. I DON'T KNOW, GUYS, BUT IT LOOKS COOL, OKAY, AND AMELIE IS PROBABLY MAKING THIS BIASED AS FORK. LOL yeah, a whole post, guys, bye



I hope there are a lot of romantic german movies like this.

Thursday 14 March 2013

Die Fotos

Hey, so let's start this post off with a nostalgic pic o' paella. It's the one Jess and I made, trying to recreate the one we made at Snez's house :) Photo taken on the 1st of November, 2011 :o
This was us at the pre-recording of that singing show. If you look closely, you can see Seal, Joel, Delta and the beautiful Ricky.
Eva is afraid of storms, and this one time it was storming, so I got off my ass to check on Eva in the backyard and right when I reach the stairs...
They needed the right angle, background and lighting for instagram, it's a v important industry, reputation is everything.
Collin the berfday boy and holy moley that is a giant knife.
Boat-timeeee
Jessica and Drew swap expressions.
More boat.
You know that creepy toy store hallway thing that Jess had in her blog post? Well this was part of it. "Staff only" guys. STAFF ONLY.
Shelley Beach, yo. Oh my god, you can see how much andrew doesn't like photos by his face hahaha look at the previous photos LOOK HOW UNCOMFORTABLE LOLOLOLOL
Memoirs of a GAYsha, hahahhhahahahha, his face was whiter in person, or before he started to spread it...
Jess, Drew and the case of the crotch covering.
Tourist photo :)
So there was an edge we could access and it wasn't bounded by a fence or anything, so it was like my home, the edge (I'm v dangerous, look it up, punk) and so I fainted from the excitement and this is me in my glam fainting posish.
This is the same photo but on it's side. Look how funky, yo. It's kinda like the water is climbing a wall of rock.
Now it's upside down, kinda like lsd but not really, it's just perspective, #artstuff
And this is the photo upside-down, it's kinda like I'm an angel, those are my new shorts by the way, jess is holding them captive.
The beautiful view on the boat-ride back.
Singing time with drewella! He loves singing, it's his guilty pleasure. He rapped at one point, it was like a butterfly emerging from a cocoon but sound.
Maria's sunscreen burst open and it was all in her bag and we laughed our asses off.
But of course, I came home to this...
The second group of shelley tourists minus andrew.
Eeh and I took Eric to go shopping for his first deck and there were new decks out so we decided to buy as well and now we all belong to diff guilds. My card is the gayest one LOL Yup. We also played Pandemic (the board game under the cards) and failed to save the word several times.
This is either Glitter or Trinh. The name shall be explained in my upcoming vid LOL
Sleepy pup
PUPPY!!! SLEEP!!! MOUTH OPEN!!!!!!!!
My brother and I bought pokemon and now I have pokemon.
The boys (or at least the straight ones) of KIK.
I bought a book for my uni breaks and I am determined to finish it. So far so good, but lately, my breaks have been occupied by tute sheets :'(
And to end the post, Jess feeding Olly, formerly known as Glitter :) LOOK AT IT'S LITTLE HANDS ALL UP IN THA AIR OH MY GAAAAAAAAHHHH, ,SFHJKSDFHKODFJHKGLAHJGDJKLJKLAE
BYE